Apparently I'm a wall artist now. I'll cook something up soon to say my thanks. Thanks.
So you've figured out how the game works..
Grab the bag!
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
01 - Eat kid
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu